It
is the highlight of my day to come home from work and find two white
fuzzballs going psycho at the door waiting on me to come in. Sure,
they've been barking since I locked my car and the horn honked, because
they know what it sounds like when mommy and daddy come home, which
hasn't put us in the best spot with our downstairs neighbors. But you
know what? I don't care, because Charlie and Sheldon are awesome. And a
little bit crazy. I guess the adopted apples don't fall far from the
tree. Need proof? Don't worry, I have plenty.
Charlie takes comfort in sitting in corners, hiding under tables,
hanging out in the closet under the clothes (which is why all my clothes
are perma-coated in Charlie fluff), just under stuff in general. It's
his safe place. I assume he learned this trick when he lived with a
household full of small children shortly before coming to live with us.
Here's
a double whammy, against a corner and under the shelf. Everyone who has
seen him do this comments on how weirdly he sits.
He really enjoys the new side table we put in the guest room. At this point, he was hiding from the vacuum cleaner.
One
day I came home from work to find him hanging out in Sheldon's crate.
Even though it is a little small for him, I guess since Sheldon could
care less about going in there, Charlie has claimed it for himself. I
think he goes in there to hide from Sheldon honestly.
Now let's take a brief intermission and look at a picture of Charlie being adorable. This is what he does 99.9% of his days.
And just look at how sweet he is cuddling that stuffed animal! Precious.
It's
really rare for him to be that kind to a toy though. For the remaining
0.1% of his day, he obliterates every toy in his path (he doesn't chew
on anything other than toys, which is awesome).
This
was about 30 minutes after giving it to him. It really looked like he
was going to be nice to that one, but he had us fooled.
There
has only been one toy that Charlie has ever loved, the vampire chicken.
It was a rubber chicken bought from PetSmart around Halloween, and he
picked it out all on his own. Really, he found it on the floor and
carried it around the whole store. We tried to buy him something less
ugly, but he wouldn't have it. Unfortunately, over the years (yes,
years, not hours) the vampire chicken got a bit destroyed. Not by
Charlie, but by a dog we fostered in college, and our own little
hell-raiser, Sheldon. Shane and I have looked high and low for a
replacement, but nothing worked, until the bikini duck. Bought on
clearance with the rest of the summer toys, it was exactly the same
texture, size, everything as the vampire chicken, except this time it
was a duck in a purple bikini. Should work, right?
This
is all that remains of the bikini duck. For weeks, Charlie protected
her just like he did with the vampire chicken. He got angry whenever
anyone stepped on it or squeaked it (he thought that hurt it) just like
before. So what happened? I'm pretty sure that Charlie sacrificed her in
a "if I can't have her, no one can" sort of effort. He got frustrated
that Sheldon would steal the bikini duck from him, so he did the only
thing he could do and took the duck out of the equation.
So
what has Sheldon been up to this whole time? Probably chewing up some
paper somewhere, which is his favorite pastime. Or, maybe he's carrying
some laundry around the house?
Dirty,
clean, doesn't matter to Sheldon. As long as he can reach it (which is
pretty much anywhere, since he has learned how to get on our bed), it is
scattered in the floor somewhere. He even pulls dirty clothes through
the holes in the laundry basket, since he is too small to reach them
from the top.
Oh yeah, he's learned how to climb up in chairs too. Charlie is scared
of getting in the desk chair because it moves, but not Sheldon. If we
don't move the chair away while not in use, he likes to either: a) hop
up there and wake up the computer while we're trying to sleep,
b)
eat a whole box of Girl Scout cookies, or c) destroy your favorite pair
of earbuds. I can only assume this is what it's like to have cats.
Those
Girl Scout cookies? Tagalongs. The chocolate and peanut butter kind.
And he ate the whole box (minus the two I had eaten). I know, I know,
chocolate is bad for dogs, but I didn't even know he had eaten them til
much later. He didn't seem sick at all, just hyper as usual. I guess it
is true, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
He also likes to hop up on
the coffee table, just to chill out. He was actually asleep up there
until I pulled out the camera, of course. He can't really get up there
by himself, but if the ottoman is nearby or the table is pulled up close
to the couch, you can bet Sheldon will be on the table. Just like
Charlie's safe place is in corners and under stuff, Sheldon likes to
sleep on cold, hard surfaces.
Since
we've had Sheldon, Charlie just seems *so* big and heavy. I love
Charlie, but with Sheldon, I can do the silly stuff you get to do with
small dogs, like making my hoodie into a papoose.
My
sister gave Sheldon a sweater, which she had bought for my parent's
dachshund but was too small. Sheldon didn't mind it so much, but he
looked pretty silly with all that fluff.
Sheldon hasn't been to the groomer for his first hair cut yet because the first bath
I gave him wasn't much of a success and I want to get a few more baths
under both of our belts before I set him loose on some poor unsuspecting
groomer. Considering a lot of Malteses look like this,
his
hair is actually pretty short by comparison. So in the meantime, to
keep his hair out of his eyes, I have resorted to extreme measures.
Hairbows
don't work. He had this one out in two minutes. Hair bands don't work
either. I think it might be time to make that appointment after all.
Before
we got Sheldon, I had dreams of Charlie taking care of a puppy,
snuggling it at night, pretending like it's his own baby, whatever. Yes I
know I'm delusional. But one night it really happened!
They're
each on their own pillow, so it's not like they're really snuggling
each other. And I covered them up with the blankets. But in my mind,
even though this was a semi-manufactured moment, all I could see was an
adorable puppy slumber party.
Meanwhile, when they do this on their own, acting all innocent, I can't help but think they're up to some sort of trouble.
Hey wait, is that a piece of bikini duck stuck to Sheldon's mouth?